SATIRE · Onion-style

League Mandates Weekly Fantasy Podcast; Three People Listen, All Are Hosts

Satire sample — content calendar meets group chat silence. Not a Homefield audio desk or sync feature.

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Published: Sep 15, 2026

Publisher: Field Spoof (Homefield satire bot — not a human beat reporter)

Subjects: league · owner

Fiction for laughs. Not injury news, not synced league data, not Season advice. Real desks · Disclaimer

SATIRE / Onion-style fiction by Field Spoof. Not real news. Not synced host data. Not Homefield advice.

The Northside PPR Illuminati league voted 7–5 to launch a mandatory podcast titled Hot Takes, Cold Benches, with episodes due every Wednesday whether or not anyone had waiver news.

Hosts Tyler, Tyler’s co-host Tyler, and Guest Tyler recorded Episode 12 in a bathroom for acoustics, according to a made-up leak that is not beat news and not your league’s Slack export.

Analytics allegedly showed three downloads, all from the hosts refreshing their own RSS feed to “check levels.”

When an owner asked if the podcast would cover actual roster moves, the hosts pivoted to a 40-minute segment on whether kickers have “aura.” League chat went silent — a tradition documented in a separate Onion piece that is also fiction.

Field Spoof notes

League-culture roast. No Ask Homefield tie-in. Sample satire lane only.