Owner Starts Questionable WR Because “He’s a Warrior and Warriors Don’t Sit”

SATIRE / Onion-style fiction by Field Spoof. Not real news. Not synced host data. Not Homefield advice.

Owner Avery started WR Leon “Questionable Since July” Hart at full health in Avery’s heart and questionable everywhere else, citing a pregame speech about “leaving it all on the field.”

Hart played 12 snaps, drew one target that was intercepted, and finished with 0.4 fantasy points — a number Avery called “a veteran presence stat line.”

When a league mate suggested the healthy bench replacement, Avery replied: “I don’t roster cowards.” The bench replacement scored two touchdowns, which Avery dismissed as “empty calories.”

Hart’s fictional agent was not contacted because Hart is satire and agents have better things to do.

Field Spoof notes

• Roasts start/sit mythology, not your injury tags. Not Sideline Flash. Sample only.